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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all of you who are celebrating the birth of Jesus, or just joining in the festivities because your culture has no other parties scheduled during this time of year. Happy holidays to all the others who’s cultures do traditionally celebrate some occurance this time of year but not related to Christ. And to all of you who are not celebrating at all during this time of year, I’d like to wish you a happy new year!

Aw, shit. I slept through the whole thing. There’s only a minute to go. Roll over the post date and you’ll see that I’m typing this at 11:59 PM.

Last but not least, to all of you who have betrayed me over the past year. Fuck you all and I hope you all die before the new year.

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No Cake? Eat Crow

In the previous article “Instead of Bread, Eat Cake“, I wondered aloud about an iPhone without the cell phone feature. Apple answered that with the $199 iPod Touch and subsequently provided a model with external speakers and 2.0 software that essentially made a non-phone iPhone.

And now, Americans are paying for their mismanagement of global imperialism.

The extremely lowered price of the device means somebody is losing out on revenues. Somebody on the other side of the world might be starving. Thank you America, you have given the world the freedom to starve.

P.S. Some of us were ok with the government feeding us.

Posted in Social dillemas.

Nov. 10th, 2008

A week after the US elections, Apple’s new sales program will go into effect for the holiday season. Meaning, AppleStores across the United States will begin using aggressive sales tactics to get rid of its inventory. Neither new products nor new prices will be advertised, but make sure to ask your Apple sales specialist if they can’t do anything special for you.

Posted in Macs.

Frustration Free?

Amazon.com has launced a new campaign for this holiday season that I have decided to call, “Frustration Free Packaging” for lack of a better name. I suspect that Amazon has been working on this project for much longer than a few months, but I think they are still missing the point.

In the Super-size-me lifestyle of Americans, we are used to seeing beautifully packaged products lining the shelves of mega-stores like Walmart or Target. These products are packaged in their see-thru plastic clamshells and self advertising displays, enticing children and adults to just pick one up.

This is because the manufacturers have learned not to trust the stores to do the selling anymore. This is just hilarious. We don’t call the employees at these stores, “sales people”, we call them “team members”. They don’t do sales, they are just members lurking on the premises.

Thus, manufacturers have come up with clever ways to incorporate their sales pitch on the product packaging. Adding words like “NEW!” and “Now with Laser Guided Missles!”, or even “As Seen On TV”. They are telling you, the customer, “Don’t ask the store for information, go online or watch our ad on TV instead”.

The paradox with this of course, is that unlike at the superstores, the packaging does not sell the products on Amazon.com. Nobody ever sees the box until they receive the product at home. It wouldn’t affect Amazon’s sale if they shipped every product in a plain brown box. Of course, I’m not saying to put everything in a plain brown box - and I bet most of the product description on Amazon comes straight off the boxes any ways.

In this culture of decreasing population of professional retail persons, we have come to rely heavily on highly complicated product packaging. This has forced a burden on consumers, which end up with product packaging that is hard to open, difficult to wrap, and impossible to recycle. Amazon, seems to be taking a step in the right direction, but I wonder if they will be able to keep on track and not get askewed into some stupid marketing scheme.

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What IF We Cared?

On November 4th 2008, the American people will be lining up early in the morning. Starbucks will be giving out free cups of coffee to people who tell them they’ve voted. Sure, quell the paranoia with a jolt of caffeine.

To fuel their campaign of hypertension, Starbucks is running TV ads with the line, “What if we cared ALL THE TIME”.

If we did actually care about everything all the time, we’d all go crazy. That shot of espresso won’t help that.

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Finally

I’ve just found out that the wife of one of my good friends from highschool is pregnant. His parents still live in the old neighborhood and that’s how I’ve found out.

It was strange seeing his parents so happy, as I’ve always remembered them to be the stern couple that wanted their son to grow up straight, by keeping away crooked friends like myself from him.

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Affordable But Unwanted

When did we cross the line? When did “affordable” become synonymous with “cheap crap”?

China has been around for a long time. The People’s Republic as we now call it has a long history of being an industrial exporter. People used to kill each other for the rights to export goods out of the continent. Now, China is so open, that every Dick, Jane, and Harry can buy anything at any price.

The Chinese, as a civilization, is a powerful collective of highly adaptive individuals. Their culture wholly believes and embraces the fact that in this life, everything is finite. Time, money, love - everything.

So it is no big surprise that the art of business has flourished in this country, where each and everyone of the players must fight for their piece of pie. Because of this, nobody just sits back and takes what the communist government dishes out. Everybody knows, there are limits to what the government can do for the people, and they’d like to be first in line to receive those benefits. Even after the beginning of communist rule, the Chinese lifestyle never became anti-competitive.

So why is it that this environment, where competition should naturally select the best to survive, has given birth to an collective industry of crap? The source of the problem is not with the Chinese. It is with the consumers - American consumers who have forgotten to be smart.

American consumers have lowered their standards so low, that they allow these inferior products to still survive in their own economy. Although it is important to keep the prices affordable, there is a limit.

The basis of economy is supply and demand - an economy of “wants”. 10 people want 10 widgets at 10 dollars each. 10 people may still want those same 10 widgets at 100 dollars each - although not all of them would be able to afford it. But when the prices of the widgets fall to 1 dollar each, how many of those 10 people will actually buy any widgets? The answer, 1.

The first person to buy the 1 dollar widget will find out that this new lower priced widget is a piece of crap. He may even want to return it, making the net sales, zero. And here lies line. This is what has happened to America.

We have lined our Superstores with “affordable” products from floor to ceiling. Sure, it looked impressive, and it felt like sales rose. But in a few years, we started noticing, more claims, more returns, and more issues. Sales started falling, and no matter how low the prices were reset, consumers stopped buying crap.

American consumers have dug themselves in so deep into a “cheap crap rut” that, even if higher priced, higher quality products returned to the market, now that they’ve wasted all their money on the cheap crap, they cannot afford the better products that otherwise could have been purchased if they just waited to spend their money. It will be sometime before America as a whole will save up enough money to “upgrade” their lives to a higher price per item purchasing cycle.

Now, the article started out by talking about China, but this is not just about products from the PRC. It doesn’t matter if consumers buy American. As long as we do not raise the bar on our spending habits, we stay down in the hole. Americans need to be diligent about what they spend money on. They need to spend their hard earned money on quality products. And yes, China has those too.

Posted in Social dillemas.

Saw Horse

When it comes time to use your powertools, one thing you must keep in mind is your work area. You can easily damage the floor, wall, or pre-installed furniture with a flick of a switch. That’s why the first thing you should do when working with tools is to prepare a safe work area. To do this, sawhorses come in handy. Saw horses come in many different shapes and sizes. You can even make one your own (sawhorses are a good carpentry project for beginners). If you’re on the move, you should invest in some foldable horses. Put a sheet of plywood on top for an on-site desk, or set up your table saw on a pair.

Posted in Home Improvement.

OK, I’ll Bet - the Non-drinking Game

James has bet me $1,000 that I would not be able to stop myself from drinking until Christmas Eve. If I take a sip of non-medicinal alcohol before Dec. 24th of this year, I will have to pay him $1,000 in one form or another. I’ve decided to take this bet.

Posted in Life Lessons.

Zen (Un)Happiness

Suddenly I noticed that I wasn’t happy. So I picked up a book at the local B&N. I did not buy it, I picked it up, read about half of it, then returned it to the shelf. I don’t quite remember the title, but it was a red and yellow book about Zen and Happiness.

The book had nothing to do about Zen Buddhism. It just took a Zen-ish approach to achieving happiness so that un-happiness would not get in the way of achieving it. Of course. Logically it totally makes sense. If you want to be happy, don’t be unhappy!

Anyways, the book didn’t help me achieve happiness. It actually made me feel worse by reiterating that the unhappiness around me was created by my own unwillingness to be happy. So, it was all my fault after all.

Posted in Confusion.